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Советский простой человек
Basic Account [Gift] Created on 2007-04-24 08:22:08 (#12798858), last updated 2008-05-09
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Basic Info| Name: | neighbor_hood |
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| Birthdate: | 1912 |
| Location: | Sochi, Краснодарский край, Russian Federation |
Bio- Расскажите нам немного (или много) о себе или что-нибудь ещё, что вы хотели бы здесь написать. Все поля абсолютно необязательны, но чем больше, тем веселее.
- You know sometimes I sit at home, you know, and I watch T.V. And I wonder what it would be like to live someplace like, you know, the Cosby show, Ozzie and Harriet, you know, where cops come and got your cat outta the tree. But you see, IT'S REAL FACKED UP!
Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know what I'm sayin', this is a love story, check out the lyrics, you know. I been all around the world, went to United Snakes, met this fine-assed girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs, the kinda girl that would knock out most guys. She got wild in the backstage bathroom, sucked my dick like a muthafackin' vacuum. You know what I'm sayin'. So we was fallin' in love, you know. She said she loved me, thought there was no one ever above me, she wanted to marry and have my child, but evil dick he had to get buck wild. Took me out one night out with the freaks, if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek. Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says, "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone." Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone." My girl caught me skeezin' she said I wasn't shit! I said, "It wasn't me, baby. It was the muthafacka evil dick!" I loved this girl so much, I loved her simple touch. But now I find that she has left me dumb and blind, poisoned, twisted, and destroyed my mind. Now I'm still in the room with this crazy bitch, and she had the doll. She said she knew about Voodoo. She held the doll in her hand. She had some long shiny scissors, she said some magic words. The doll looked more and more like me, she held the doll in the air, she took the scissors, cut off all its fingers! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My fingers, bitch!
So if you're ever down in United Snakes, yeah. You might meet a lady, she might have a doll, it might look like you. Don't ask about the Voodoo, stay away from Voodoo, leave alone the Voodoo, muthafack the Voodoo!
- You know sometimes I sit at home, you know, and I watch T.V. And I wonder what it would be like to live someplace like, you know, the Cosby show, Ozzie and Harriet, you know, where cops come and got your cat outta the tree. But you see, IT'S REAL FACKED UP!
Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know what I'm sayin', this is a love story, check out the lyrics, you know. I been all around the world, went to United Snakes, met this fine-assed girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs, the kinda girl that would knock out most guys. She got wild in the backstage bathroom, sucked my dick like a muthafackin' vacuum. You know what I'm sayin'. So we was fallin' in love, you know. She said she loved me, thought there was no one ever above me, she wanted to marry and have my child, but evil dick he had to get buck wild. Took me out one night out with the freaks, if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek. Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says, "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone." Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone." My girl caught me skeezin' she said I wasn't shit! I said, "It wasn't me, baby. It was the muthafacka evil dick!" I loved this girl so much, I loved her simple touch. But now I find that she has left me dumb and blind, poisoned, twisted, and destroyed my mind. Now I'm still in the room with this crazy bitch, and she had the doll. She said she knew about Voodoo. She held the doll in her hand. She had some long shiny scissors, she said some magic words. The doll looked more and more like me, she held the doll in the air, she took the scissors, cut off all its fingers! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My fingers, bitch!
So if you're ever down in United Snakes, yeah. You might meet a lady, she might have a doll, it might look like you. Don't ask about the Voodoo, stay away from Voodoo, leave alone the Voodoo, muthafack the Voodoo!
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